| 30 April 2009
Nice jorts, douche.
According to the Star-Ledger (Newark, NJ), Brett Favre has asked, and received, his release from the J-E-T-S, Jets Jets Jets.
Now there are people in the sports world saying that he may be in talks with the Vikings about coming back. This is getting stupid. He wasn't good in his last year with the Packers and he sure as hell wasn't good with the Jets this past season. He needs to take his wranglers and move on to some other career. Coaching (high school only), commercials, broadcasting (NFL network only), hell, write a friggin' book, I don't care, but DO NOT play football anymore. No one cares about you anymore.
Apparently a plane flew into the Hattiesburg airport from Minneapolis and left some time later to go back to Minnesota. This is the source for the rumors about Favre possibly going to the Vikes. If that sounds like kinda of a reach, know this - there were only 5 flights in and 6 flights out that day. so for you math nerds that would mean that 20% of the flights into the airport were from Minneapolis and 16.666% of the flights out of the Hattiesburg airport were heading to Minneapolis. I don't know why I just wrote all of that, but I'm bored and you read it so it served it's purpose.
Bottom line is that Favre needs to go away now. The end.
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