| 01 February 2009
Many of you loyal followers may believe that CGally is the biggest Steelers fan there is. He follows the team exhaustively, knows all the player's positions, numbers, and favorite daytime soaps.
Then there is a guy I work with. His name is Gary. He follows the team exhaustively; knows all the player's positions, numbers, favorite daytime soaps, and what syrup they like on their pancakes.
Watching the Super Bowl, we see that there are plenty of other fans out there that are ready and willing to challenge Corey and Gary for this title of Biggest Steelers Fan.
Thus given the enormous burden of determining who, in fact, is the worlds Biggest Steelers Fan, I am extremely excited to announce that I have found it.
I, The Northerner, lover of all things New England and loather of all things Pittsburgh, am (shockingly) proud to say I have found the elusive Biggest Steelers Fan (mostly because I can drop CGally down a peg).
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I found this titan of the Black and Gold in the Steelers Fan's natural habitat. A dive bar.
I approached with caution, so as to not rile up any stupid cheers or absorb any Terrible Towel whiplash.
I offered up my bait, a dented can of Iron City, and was relieved to back away with all ten fingers.
The Biggest Steelers Fan then surrounded themselves with a menagerie of Pittsburgh's hottest and gave me the patented Pittsburgh "come hither" stare.
I snapped a quick picture and slowly backed away until I reached the safety of my friends and my Sam Adams, filled with glee to have been the one to make this monumental discovery.
Then there is a guy I work with. His name is Gary. He follows the team exhaustively; knows all the player's positions, numbers, favorite daytime soaps, and what syrup they like on their pancakes.
Watching the Super Bowl, we see that there are plenty of other fans out there that are ready and willing to challenge Corey and Gary for this title of Biggest Steelers Fan.
Thus given the enormous burden of determining who, in fact, is the worlds Biggest Steelers Fan, I am extremely excited to announce that I have found it.
I, The Northerner, lover of all things New England and loather of all things Pittsburgh, am (shockingly) proud to say I have found the elusive Biggest Steelers Fan (mostly because I can drop CGally down a peg).
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I found this titan of the Black and Gold in the Steelers Fan's natural habitat. A dive bar.
I approached with caution, so as to not rile up any stupid cheers or absorb any Terrible Towel whiplash.
I offered up my bait, a dented can of Iron City, and was relieved to back away with all ten fingers.
The Biggest Steelers Fan then surrounded themselves with a menagerie of Pittsburgh's hottest and gave me the patented Pittsburgh "come hither" stare.
I snapped a quick picture and slowly backed away until I reached the safety of my friends and my Sam Adams, filled with glee to have been the one to make this monumental discovery.
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So... without further ado, it is now that I present to you the World's Biggest Steelers Fan:
Try not to stare.
UPDATE: Seeing as how the Steelers STOLE that game from the lovable Cards, I still must say Congratulations to Steeler Country for this victory. I tip a warm IC Light to you. Just watch out next year.
How many days until Sept. 5th?
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