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I go to bed at the end of the sixth inning after a rain delay, with the Sox up 9-1 against the Orioles. I wake up to a text message telling me the end of the game stats to find out the Orioles came back and won the game 11-10. What. The. Fuck.

Apparently this is the biggest comeback in Orioles team history, so congrats douchebags, you still suck. I just can't believe Boston sucked this hard at the end of the game. Did they think they had this thing in the bag after 6 innings? What happened to the bats for the last three innings that they could only scare up one run? I mean it's not like they hadn't been hitting all night. I don't know what the hell is going on but I'm starting to feel bad for John Smoltz. Guy can't catch a break lately.

Well hold this one near and dear Baltimore, because you ain't getting a win out of us again this year. You made the mistake of showing your hand too early, and now Boston is going to play all the games against you the whole way through. I wouldn't be shocked if you had a bigger beatdown than back in August of 2007 against the Rangers. Here is the boxscore of that game in case you forgot. Don't come crying to me when the Red Sox win 45-2 sometime soon. You asked for it.


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TEX (55-70) 0005090106 30 29 1
BAL (58-66) 102000000 3 9 1
Editor's note: Doesn't Baltimore realize they are only there to lose games and give infield practice to teams? What do they think they're doing winning games?