| 22 May 2009
Bitch, please.Last night was not the best night for someone to go with Evgeni Malkin for Penguins drinking. Three full beers (one for each goal) and a shot of Red Label (for the hat trick) and our Rock Band drummer couldn't keep the beat to Ol' Suzanna.
Malkin put in three as the Pens won in the closest 7-4 game in history. He also caused 26 premature births in the Pittsburgh area when he scored this unreal goal:
As usual, things got a little chippy near the end. From the looks of things, Miroslav Satan seems to be enjoying himself.
Now its off to Raleigh, up 2-0. I'd feel more confident about this if I didn't just witness a 2-0 lead evaporate.
In less important news, Detroit is also up 2-0 heading to Chicago. They still have Hossa, who is still a douche.
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