The first televised men's Hokie Basketball game is less than 48 hours away.  This can only mean the greatest Hokie drinking game is just around the corner.  Hokie Drinking Basketball is not a game for the faint of heart or an untrue Hokie fan.  The object is to drink to help the success of the Hokies not as punishment.

Equipment

Make sure you have 10 beers a person(bottles easier to deal with than cans), a shot glass, and some paper towels( the pouring gets messy during exciting times)

Drinking Rules

1 Shot of Beer

Every Hokie point
Every point scored by your Hokie (you select one hokie prior to the game you drink double every time that player scores)
Every point scored by a white Hokie player (2 shots taken for every point scored)

*also any honorary "white" players ala Marcus Sailes this year that honor goes to Sweet Lewis Witcher

Any great play by Terrell Bell, which will include 3-Pointers, blocks or nasty dunks accompanied by an “It’s terrible” Charles Barkley impersonation.

Whenever a Hokie takes a charge aka “taking a Deron Washington”

Whenever there is a replay of the Duke game where Coleman Collins has a stroke or whenever there is any replay that includes Tyler Hansbrough

Whenever an opponent gets Greg Paulus.  Which is when they get jumped over and gets a couple basketball place gently upon their  head.

The Confidence Shot

Prior to any Hokie foul shot a confidence shot can and should be taken.  The shot should be finished before the shot is in motion.  If it is your player you have to take 2 before the shot is attempted.  If the shot is made you do not owe anything extra.  However, if it is missed you cannot keep it "in the bank" as a shot you do not have to owe later.

Finish Beer

When Seth takes off his jacket in anger
When a Hokie gets a double-double


1 shot of Liquor (also counts as 15 shots of beer if you get behind)

If your player fouls out
When a Hokie gets a triple-double
If Dorenzo Hudson pukes on the basketball court before you puke in the toilet

Hokie Drinking Basketball is a great 2 hour way to celebrate your love for the Hokies.  It is a way to help the team if you are not able to attend the game.  So take one or 80 for the Hokies I  know I will come friday.

Comments (1)

Name

Email

Website

Title

Comment

smaller | bigger

Subscribe via email (registered users only)

Add Comment