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Alright, so CGally said he hates all of you and never wants to deal with you, and I quote, "dirty little thumbsucking scumbags" ever again.  That and he's pretty busy at "work" and needs me to fill in for him, since my job is obviously less important than his.  So here's hoping I dont screw it up.

Predictions after the jump...
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C Gally: 35-3 with the field goal coming from an offensive turnover.

Wright: Hokies win 23-13...our offense hasn't been great, but Maryland is just awful.

B-Dubs: 31-10 VT.  RW runs wild again for 170 and 2 scores while Tyrod throws for 145 and a TD to Boykin while running for another 60 yards and a score, and finally, Waldron kicks a 33 yard FG.

The CMU Football Analyst: 35 to 9, VT, not even close

Maniak: Hokies win 13-6

Bull: 31 to 3 Hokies win.  I'm thankful we will have the Nike Pro Combat uniforms this week, I think that will be the deciding factor as I am told that these new uniforms are 37% lighter than the average Nike uniform and feature a titanium D-ring buckle as opposed to the old fashioned steel D-rings.  Seriously though, I have nothing against the new uniforms or even our many sets of uniforms.  I just want to know why our program is capable of accepting 21st century uniforms but resists adopting a 21st century offensive philosophy. (Ed. Note:  Why the fuck is this kid always so long-winded? Damn BBull, calm it down.  Have a beer.  Good points though.)

The Northerner: Our offense will still be predictable and anemic, but their offense will be much, much worse.  VT 24 - Twerps 9.

Poppa Gally: We will Prevail......WE ARE VIRGINIA TECH!!! Tech Wins big 35 - 7......of course we will also block a kick!!

G Way: 27-12 Hokies. Though I refuse to guess how we'll score that many points.

McB: [No prediction sent.  Probably at the gym.]

The Hokie Ambassador to Africa*: 34-3, Hokies Roll

*Kyle has recently completed his time in Africa, but has relocated to harsher conditions: Philadelphia

Bobby the Ginger: [No prediction sent.  Currently learning how to ride a bicycle.]

Meet Bag: Hokie-domiNATION - 38-6

CGally's friend Barry, the UMD alum:  Embarrassment.

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There you have it.  We head into National Capital Region Lane Stadium Byrd Stadium and go to battle with the turtles.  Bring the noise Hokie fans.  Make their new QB wish he could crawl up in one of Friedgen's rolls and stay there all game long.

As always, leave your predictions in the comment section.

 

As Mario and Luigi always say:  "Here we GOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

LET'S GO HOKIES!!