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Every ten years or so, the universe aligns itself in such a way that every single star is perfectly aligned*. In much the same way, sometimes crazy shit happens on this here site. *May not actually happen.

The crazy shit last week? Your humble editor FINALLY won the predictions! With a very, very educated guess of 52-10, I must now find a trophy for myself.

DUFF MAN, CANNOT LOSE! OH YEAH!
 
Honorable mentions go out to the Bull, who correctly had Ryan Williams scoring 18 points on his own, and Poppa Gally, who foresaw the one punt return touchdown.
 
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On to this week's picks. All scores come with a Virginia Tech victory.
 
LAST WEEK’S PREDICTION CHAMPION C Gally: 27-16, Bo Pelini’s head asplodes due to the noise level in Lane Stadium after just one quarter.
 
The DiP: 24-20
 
Wright: 27-23
 
Maniak: Bo Pelini? More like Bo plays-with-little-boys'-weenies. [Editor’s note: Nice.] Hokies dominate the line of scrimmage, 2 tds for Williams, 100+ yards for Wilson, and a td toss for Tyrod. tTuchdown on a return for......well lets go with Dyrell Roberts again this game! 31-21 Hokies!
 
Poppa Gally: OK.......Here it is......1 BLOCKED KICK & 1 Kickoff/punt run back for a TD!!!!! VT 21 - Huskers 10! GO HOKIES!!!! HOKIES WILL "SHUCK THE HUSKERS"!!!
 
The Northerner: 35-30 in favor of the Gobblers. Nebraska is 2-0 yielding only 12 total points. But seeing as those were against Florida Atlantic and Arkansas State, I’m going to say we are going to at least hang double that on the cornhuskers. Plus that score matches the spread, and those Vegas guys know their shit.
 
B-Dubs: 31-17 with Ryan Williams scoring 2, David Wilson with 1, and Tyrod throwing to Dyrell for the other. Waldron will kick a field goal from 38 yards and we roll again.
 
The CMU Football Analyst: 35 - 28, Ryan Williams with at least 2 TD's
 
Meet Bag: 38-20, 5 tds... 2 for williams, 1 for wilson, 1 rushing & 1 passing for tyrod... and a field goal - why not?
 
G Way: 30-13, Bo Pelini gets put in anger management after the loss.
 
Kyle, the Hokie Ambassador to Africa: 34-20
 
The Bull: Given my politics I've never liked the color red, so I'm anxiously awaiting the fall of the Big Red Saturday afternoon. [Editor’s note: Get out of here, you hippie liberal.] Hokies win 34 - 24.
 
Bobby the Ginger: 31-17, In Tyrod We Trust.
 
J-McB: 35-17, Nebraska puts up some decent numbers on offense but VT defense clamps down and shuts the door on Zac Lee*. Williams and Wilson both take advantage of a suspect run D. At least 1 blocked kick by VT. Tyrod breaks contain for some big runs and throws 2 TDs.
 
(*Worst name ever)
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As always, put your own predictions in the comments. Next week’s prize is an autographed picture of Lou Diamond Phillips.
Just like Alabama, we know of no one that actually went to Nebraska. So if any Husker fans out there actually obtain a computer and come across this site, feel free to leave a prediction in the comments.
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Good luck to all participants, but it’s tough to compete with such an awesome predictor-guy like your humble, humble editor.
Capt. Steven Hiller, our fate is once again in your hands.
LET’S GO HOKIES!!!