| 01 April 2010
Yeah, we know it's been forever. The April Madness thing will be up tomorrow (hopefully). After the jump, Malcolm declares for the draft, Rick Reilly is the worst writer in history, and your Sporcle quiz of the day.
So Malcom Delaney declared for the draft BUT DON'T FREAK OUT!! He hasn't hired an agent, which hasn't really ever worked out for anyone.
If he is drafted, we're assuming he'll go to a 9th place team and miss the playoffs by one or two games each year. That kind of shit tends to follow you.
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Your Sporcle quiz of the day: Can you name the Top 15 of Final BCS Standings each year since 1998?
Your humble editor managed 172 / 180. Hint: Virginia Tech is one of the answers.
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And now, onto our deep hatred of Rick Reilly.
This guy is a glorified blogger with worse jokes and an unreal salary. Maybe we hate him out of jealousy. Maybe we hate him cuz he sucks balls. We tend to hate a lot of things around here, so it's totally possible that he's a fine human being... nah, nevermind.
His latest "article" takes on Bob Huggins. Our football game previews are probably longer, so it won't take much time to read.
So in the style of every other sports blogger out there, let's break this down. Reilly's, ummm, "writing" is in bold...
"Don't understand his nickname -- Huggy Bear."
BWAHAHAHAA I GET IT!!!
"Mazzulla is Huggins' little point guard, a kid who anybody else but Huggins would've left on the bench all season."
Fact: He did leave him on the bench all season.
"And Huggins took him by the shoulders, looked him in the eyes and said, 'Well, you're always talking about you being the best soccer player in the state of Rhode Island; you can always go play soccer. You don't need arms for that.' See? Lovable!"
Amputation is the new black!
"West Virginians and Bob Huggins are the perfect fit"
DUI's and obesity?
"I think I'm going to hurl."
At least he ends his article the same way I end all of his articles.
Happy early Friday everyone!
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