| 15 April 2010
INDIANAPOLIS - Eye black with messages and wedge blocks will be banned from college football this fall, and taunting in the field of play will start costing teams points in 2011.
I'm all for the banning of the messages on the eye black. I thought that shit was ridiculous the first time I saw it. And if it stops people like Tim Tebow from preaching his beliefs all in my face as I sit on my couch (sloth) chugging beers and eating nachos (gluttony) while oggling the cheerleaders (lust) and wishing I could have been a college football player (envy) but yet remembering my heyday as a sports star in high school (pride) and getting pissed off at the refs for being complete fuckheads (wrath) and counting my gambling winnings (greed), then I'm all for it. All the other players who did this, even our own Hokies, it looked stupid. This is a blessing in disguise. Trust me.
The wedge blocks, I could give or take. As long as some guy ends up being able to have proper brain function for the rest of his life then I guess it's a good thing.
The penalty thing, after reading through the article, makes sense, because the penalty can only be called if the player taunts before getting into the end zone. No points removed for taunting after the score or for excessive celebration. Works for me. Thank God Marcus is gone, because we would probably lose a shit ton of points if he was still here.
Just a friendly update from your friends here at the NEZ. Vote for your favorite movie quotes in April Madness before Fuhrer Gally shuts down voting. Ok maybe he's not that bad. More like Chairman Gally. Or Dear Leader Kim C Gally. Ok I'm done now.
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