| 29 April 2010
Our last region for round 2. Don't forget to vote for the other three. The Moxon Sweet Sixteen will hopefully be posted tomorrow.
Aspen Round 2, post jump...
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#1 Dumb and Dumber – Lloyd: Hey guys, Big Gulps huh? Alright! …Welp see ya later!
#8 Elf – Buddy: Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?
Lloyd crushed Lock Stock, unsurprisingly. An underrated Out Cold couldn’t quite pull it out against Buddy. Ironically, both of these movies involve trips to a new location. That’s deep stuff right there.
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#4 Caddyshack - Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. Angie D'Annunzio: A looper? Carl Spackler: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
#5 Dazed and Confused - Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
We still see chalk in the opening round. But these two classic lines should make for a tough decision.
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#3 Dodgeball - Peter La Fleur: [after Patches hits Justin in the face with a wrench] Yeah, uh, Patches... are you sure that this is completely necessary? Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? Peter La Fleur: Probably not. Patches O'Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
#6 Die Hard - Yippie-ki-yi-ya Motherf*cker!
A strong #6 seed, Die Hard took out one of my personal favorites in Major League. John McClaine vs. Peter Lafluer? This country needs more heroes like these guys.
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#2 Anchorman - Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast. Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch. Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it? Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
#10 Superbad - Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.
Another 10/7 upset! Superbad CRUSHED Goodfellas. But Anchorman is a ridiculously strong team. And I don’t think Seth has any tridents.
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Good luck to all participants.
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