| 27 April 2010
Yeah yeah, we're behind. But Blacksburg and late grad school application deadlines happen. We're on it, promise.
Your Peffercorn Region Round 2, after the jump...
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#1 Sandlot - Ham Porter: You're killing me Smalls!
#8 Office Space - Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money. Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks. Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Both won easily, but Office Space appears to be overmatched in round 2.
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#4 The Shawshank Redemption - Andy Dufresne: Get busy living, or get busy dying.
#5 Old School - Frank: I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time. College Student: A big day? Doing what? Frank: Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
Shawshank won a nail-biter by a single vote over Top Gun. One vote!! So don’t ever take your civic duty for granted again. A tough draw here, as Frank the Tank is a formidable opponent.
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#3 Tommy Boy - Tommy: Did you hear I finally graduated? Richard Hayden: Yeah, and just a shade under a decade too. All right. Tommy: You know a lot of people go to college for seven years. Richard Hayden: I know, they're called doctors.
#6 Blazing Saddles - Jim: Oh, boys! Lookee what I got herrre! Bart: Hey, where the white women at?!
Harold and Kumar almost pulled out the upset, but chalk is still the name of the game. Good luck picking this one though…
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#2 Animal House - D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one. Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Otter: Germans? Boon: Forget it, he's rolling. Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... [thinks hard] Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! [runs out, alone; then returns] Bluto: What the f*ck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer... Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. Bluto: We're just the guys to do it. D-Day: Let's do it. Bluto: *Let’s do it*!
#10 Talladega Nights - Chip: I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren and you are raising them wrong. They are *terrible* boys! Walker: Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-shit on your ass! Texas Ranger: I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head! Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah! Ricky Bobby: Yeah! Now turn up the heat! Cal Naughton, Jr.: Go on and get some, boys! Ricky Bobby: Come on! Walker: I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ass! Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey! Cal Naughton, Jr.: Like a spider monkey! Go on! Ricky Bobby: Chip, you brought this on, man. Walker: Greatest Generation my ass. Tom Brokaw's a punk! Chip: What is wrong with you? Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
We have another upset! Ricky Bobby takes out the freaking Godfather. While I think the "Tuxedo T-shirt" line got Hokie’d out of the tournament, you can’t argue with results. But let’s be honest. Bluto is in control.
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Good luck to all participants.
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