| 04 May 2010
Ok, so we're a few days behind. But here's our promise: The two remaining regions will be posted today, and a combined elite eight will be posted Thursday. And we DON'T break promises.
Voting after the jump...
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#1 Independence Day - President Whitmore: Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind. Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive!" Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!
#5 Super Troopers - Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola. Dimpus Burger Guy: What? Farva: A litre o' cola. Thorny: Just order a large, Farva. Farva: I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola. Dimpus Burger Guy: I don't know what that is. Farva: Litre is French for give me some f*cking cola before I break your f*cking lips!
President Whitmore rolled over Cousin Eddie and his shitter, and Farva pulled a mild upset over Airplane! Ironically, it was Cousin Eddie that sacrificed himself for the good of mankind. In an interview this week Farva caused a mild controversy when he called the President a “hippie liberal pussy” for not being the one to fly up the green column and defeat the aliens. But we all know drunk crop-dusters always make the best heroes.
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#2 Billy Madison - Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
#11 Monty Python - Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.
Ok, seriously. W.T.Fuck. Monty Python wins handily AGAIN. This time, The 40 Year Old Virgin is taken out. Will this George Mason of quotes continue to completely screw with our heads? How are this many Monty Python fans watching football??
At any rate, The Black Knight will have to take out one of the strongest competitors in the tournament to move on. Especially if he goes with “Burning dog poo and the human response” in the Academic Decathlon portion.
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