Big Ben will ride the pine

Ben Roethlisberger was suspended for six games on Wednesday for violating the NFL's personal conduct policy, the NFL announced.

The Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback also was ordered to undergo a comprehensive behavioral evaluation. Commissioner Roger Goodell will evaluate Roethlisberger's progress before the season and might consider reducing the suspension to four games.

Well we all saw this coming.  And from the stories around the interwebs, Ashy Ben should have gotten a couple more games tacked on.  I mean you can't honestly think you can get away with raping a girl and face no consequences, right?  Murder, on the other hand, is a completely different story.

Anyways, all you Stillers fans can look forward to at least four games with Dennis Dixon slingin' the rock.  And if you're really lucky, maybe even a Charlie Batch cameo.  Oooo, I can't wait.