Could the Pirates be better than the Red Sox this year?

Written by The Northerner | 19 April 2010

I know I know, it sounds crazy, but let's look at the facts right now in this very, very young season:

1. The Red Sox are blowing ass.  Hard.
2. The Pirates are in second place in the NL Central, only one game back.
3. The Red Sox are barely above the BALTIMORE FUCKING ORIOLES in the AL East and as I write this, are currently getting crushed by the Rays in the fourth inning got swept at home. Sonofabitch.
   
4. The Pirates are 5-1 at home and 2-4 on the road with a three game win streak in their pocket.
5. The Red Sox are 1-5 at home (FUCK) and 3-3 on the road with a nice little 4 game losing streak hanging around their necks. 
   

Granted this season has just started, and I'm not panicking quite yet, but it will be interesting to see how this plays out.  However, in all reality, the Pirates will still suck harder than a Dyson and the Red Sox are fahking ahhhsome, so this is probably a moot point.  But STILL, could it happen?  Will it happen?  No.  But CGally can dream.  Dream CGally, dream.  We will keep you updated on this civil war as it plays out.