| 06 April 2010
Our March Madness tournament is over as of last night, after Butler got finished breaking the hearts of millions. Goliath won last night, folks. David is dead. 'Tis a sad day.
Anyways, that means we have to crown the winner of our tournament. To be honest, I haven't checked the standings for quite a while now, seeing as how my Final Four was eliminated about 36 weeks ago. It was my surprise to get a text from CGally last night saying that if Duke won, he won. Well as we all know Duke did win. So this only means that CGally is our winner. What a fucking dick.
This causes some confusion and embarrassment on our part, since we didn't think one of us would actually "know" the most about a particular sport out of our tens of readers. But here we are. To the prizes!
CGally gets nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Why? Because he was the only one to pick Duke to win it all. I don't care who you are, you DO NOT PICK DUKE TO WIN IT ALL. Seeing as how he was the only one to do so, I applaud the rest of you for having class and respect for yourselves. Well done. Since CGally didn't win the t-shirt, beer, and free post, we will be awarding the prizes to the second place finisher, RMFW (G. Bringhurst). So, Bringhurst, we need you to get at us via thenorthendzonesuggestions@gmail.com to claim your prizes. And congratulations.
I'm still disgusted with you CGally. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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