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skinner1

No idea what's going on here, but it's bad football.

We figured that, since these guys are two of the most forgettable teams in the conference, we'd combine them into one.

Yeah yeah, we know Wake Forest won the ACC a few years back. But you know who doesn’t remember that? EVERYONE ELSE IN THE COUNTRY.

Don’t forget, that year we rolled into.. umm.. where the hell is Wake Forest? I dunno, some shit North Carolina town. Anyways, we rolled in there and absolutely embarrassed them that year. As we usually do.

And that mascot? Well, let’s just take a look shall we?

herbert-picturewakeforest

Get your fat ass back here…

As for NC State… well, where to start. Remember when you were at least good at basketball? Nope, neither do we.

There was that one game back in 2004, when we gave up like 17 sacks and you beat us. Know what else happened that year? We won the ACC in our first year in the conference. Whatevs. NBD.

At least ya’ll didn’t have a complete asshat douche bag for your best player in the past decade…

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Oh. Right.

So we’ll see you out there, not-UNC-or-Duke. Blow RMFW a few kisses as he runs by.