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Can you believe that there are still people like this out there? That’s like not knowing we landed on the moon.

What really irks me is that they STILL use all the lines. FOR-EV-ER. You’re killing me, Smalls! Do you want a s’more? Yet they have no idea where the phrases came from.

I mean, did your parents hate you? Did they not want you to have a decent childhood? It’s arguably the greatest sports movie of all time, and is CERTAINLY the greatest kids’ movie.

So if you haven’t seen the Sandlot, go spend $5 and get a VCR and a VHS copy. You’re not allowed to come back until you can name at least 6 of the kids*.

*Not true. Please come back…. Please.