| 10 August 2010
Since we really don't have the time right now to go in depth with many of these, we're going to start just posting our off-the-cuff rants. How is that different from our normal posts? I dunno... less pictures.
Living in DC, it’s been my personal pleasure to witness the greatest bandwagoning in the history of mankind. By pleasure, I mean absolute searing pain. At any given Capitals game, what percentage of fans could tell you what the offsides rule is? 10%? 15% maybe?
Sure, there are a few good Capitals fans that followed the team prior to their drafting of Ovi-douche. But only 3 years ago, I received two free tickets for giving blood. That’s right. Two tickets cost one pint of blood. It was the face-value printed on the ticket.
What really irks me is that there is no one here understands how shit-tastic the Southeastern Division really is. The second best team this past year was Atlanta. The f***ing Thrashers were their only competition. I'm pretty sure they're sponsored by Ducksworth, Saver, and Gross.
And don’t get me started on all the bitching Caps fans do about not getting the Winter Classic. You know, the Ducks have a good team, but it’s just to damn warm to play hockey outside there. Unless DC gets another once-every-hundred-years snowstorm every winter, I think ya’ll are just shit out of luck.
Normally, I'd take a swipe at Ovechkin for being a cheap-shot artist. But with all the sucking Ovie does, I'm actually surprised he still has knees left to take out other players.
I will, however, give credit where credit is due. After Game 2 of the 2009 series between the Penguins and the Caps, the following conversation took place:
Caps fan: Hey man, didn’t you guys almost move to Kansas City a few years ago?
C Gally’s friend: Yeah… but we didn’t.
Caps fan: …Touché.
At least ya’ll know when you are beat.
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