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Oh. My. GAWD. It’s heeeeeeeeeeere!!

No, not the start of the season. That’s still more than a month away. Today is the start of HateFest 2010.

Last year, we did an organized HateFest, hating on different schools throughout the nation. Since most of these school still suck for the same reasons, we figured it would be too repetitive to make the same jokes again.

Therefore, we are having a free-for-all HateFest this year. Don’t worry, schools are still fair game. But everything else will be thrown in as well.

A few of the things we’ll be hating on:

  • UVA
  • Newer episodes of Family Guy
  • Maryland
  • Boston Fans
  • Pittsburgh Fans (I assume)
  • UVA
  • Interstate 81 between exits 300 and 118
  • Boise State
  • People that tan well
  • The Capitals
  • The Pirates
  • Georgia Tech and that stupid f*cking offense they run
  • Plain hummus
  • Jorts
  • WVU
  • Notre Dame
  • Blues Brothers 2000
  • Rick Reilly
  • Way-too-into-it kickballers
  • Bloggers that don’t post anything of value during the offseason
  • JMU (of course)
  • UVA
  • People that haven’t seen The Sandlot
  • Babies
  • FedEx Field
  • Favre
  • UVA
  • Radford
  • Heather Dinich
  • Tim Tebow (It's almost unforgiveable that we didn't originally include him.  Almost.)
  • Miami "Swagger" (and the hype that media outlets create for this "swagger")
  • LeBron James
  • UNC

I’m sure The Northerner will be adding topics as well.

As you can see, we only have a few schools scheduled. If you’d like us to hate on anyone else, just let us know and we’ll make it happen. ANY school. Seriously. We’re looking at you, Longwood.

And if not a school, just send us whatever you’d like us to hate on.

Let HateFest 2010… BEGIN!