| 14 June 2010
Yeah, so I said this would be posted Friday, but things came up. So you get it today. Good news is, Hopefully, by Thursday, we will have the sweet sixteen posted, ALL AT ONE TIME. Did that just blow your mind? I bet it did. Anyway, onto the cheese!
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1 Cheddar vs 8 Provolone
Cheddar really had no problem with cottage cheese, and why should it? Cheddar fucking rocks. Cottage only managed one vote (seriously who voted for cottage cheese?) and lost 26-1. Provolone manhandled ricotta 20-7. Pretty big win for an 8-seed. But can provolone handle cheddar? I would like to say no, not a snow ball's chance in hell. Every sandwich that provolone makes better, cheddar makes even better-er.
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2 Swiss vs 7 Monterey Jack
Swiss didn't own on Romano as much as I would have thought. They only won 18-10. A lot more people loved them some Romano. Monterey Jack, on the other hand, went all Spartan on feta, 21-7. This sets up an interesting matchup, because while Swiss did in fact win, MJ won by more. Where will the feta and Romano fans go now? Both cheeses are great on sandwiches, but Swiss just works better with certain meats. But there is no other cheese like Monterey Jack. Completely unique.
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3 American vs 6 Parmesan
USA! USA! USA! Somehow brie got itself 8 votes to American's 20. Apparently we have a bunch of communists reading this site. For the record, American cheese should not be defined by it's retarded brother, the Kraft Single. American cheese makes a wonderful counterpart to the other American sandwich components, roast beef and tomato. White American deli-cut cheese is a force to be reckoned with. You don't fuck with real American cheese. Parm garnered a healthy supply of votes as well, beating out Muenster 24-4. So now we have a possible underdog in American cheese (wha-WHAAAAT???) going against parmesan. I would never have guessed it before the tournament. Shows you how much I know.
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4 Mozzarella vs 5 Gouda
Mozzarella sent gruyere packing 27-1 while gouda had a fucking bitch of a battle against blue cheese, which came down to an overtime decision. Gouda beat blue cheese by a final score of 20-19. I don't have much faith for gouda in the next round, but you never know who could come from the woodwork in this bad boy. Gouda may surprise all of us.
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