| 01 June 2010
In a last-ditch effort to become relevant again, the Pirates are turning to the public for help.
No, they aren't getting anyone from a reality show again. Rinku and Dinesh are working out just fine. They need an Alternate Mascot!
From the site:
This position is responsible for providing entertainment for Pittsburgh Pirates fans during game day performances.
Primary Responsibilities
• Perform at select Pirates home games, which includes: skit and game scheduling meetings.
• Maintain props and signs.
• Develop, create and execute new performance skits.
• Entertain the crowd.
• Assist with pregame and in-game activities, including: skits and sponsor events, etc.
• All other duties as assigned by the Mascot Coordinator and Manager of Promotions.
Required Qualifications
• Candidates must be a maximum height of 4' 8"
• Candidates must be at least 16 years of age
Maximum height of 4'8"? I guess that leaves out the only man I know that's qualified...
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