| 24 March 2010
It's the quarterfinals of the NIT, and the Hokies are playing at home. Seven years ago, Tech basketball fans (all 8 of them) would have killed for this opportunity. Now that we're here, we're still trying not to feel disappointed.
So here's our plan to get us back on track: We rip on the NIT a lot, but winning this tournament would be a great way to stick it to the committee that kept us out. Does that make spite and revenge our main motivator? Absolutely. Hey, it worked for Edmond Dantes.
He got to kill Guy Pierce.
Our opponents tonight are the Rhode Island Noonegivesashits. Is Rhode Island the worst state ever? the guy from West Virginia says, "Yes." Want a laugh? Search "Rhode Island Mascot" on Google Images*. It's more confusing than Lost.
*Wouldn't recommend doing so at work.
Per a tip from avid reader Stacey (girl readers?!?! HOTT!), the URI sports website is gorhody.com. Go Rhody?? We love all life choices here at the NEZ, but that's pretty homo.
As for tonight's hero, we decided to infiltrate the state the size of McBryde 100 and pick a resident. Since no one in their right mind lives there, we figured we'd go with a few guys that managed to escape.
They left for some place warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano! We're talking about a few guys that made it all the way to Assssssspen...
"I dunno Lloyd, the Rhode Islanders are assholes."
LET'S GO HOKIES!!
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