| 11 November 2010
No Idea where this came from. But it's awesome.
First it was Georgia Tech. Next up: UNC.
Virginia Tech's Redemption Tour 2010 continues this week in Chapel Hill.
Get on to the jump, like the grandfather of current UNC students getting onto Titanic lifeboats....
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Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week
Perhaps the only non-overplayed AC/DC song.
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First, a few thoughts on the Georgia Tech game:
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This team is bad for your health. Seriously. These games aren't even fun to watch. You know it's bad when all I could think after Wilson's return was "...we left too much time on the clock."
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Hey Paul Johnson... SUUUUUUCK IT.
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If the Jackets don't lose Nesbitt, they win. Little doubt about that.
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Remember when we had a defense? Hint: NUMBER 18 WAS GOING TO RUN THE BALL. We made Tevin Whatshisface look like an all-star.
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For real, Paul Johnson. Eat a douche.
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Tevin? Yeesh. Jamarcus Russell thinks that's a dumb name.
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RMFW is back. We got pumped just watching him. He was running through brick walls when he first got out there.
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Finally, until next year, you cut-blocking asshats...
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On to this week...
We all remember last year. We tried to block it from our minds, but you can't erase something like that. Thursday night in Blacksburg, and the Hokies laid a big fat Yoshi egg. It was nothing short of pathetic.
But this Saturday? Redemption.
General Sherman got his. Now we get ours.
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The Bad Guys
So here's the skinny:
UNC just lost their best running back to a broken collarbone.
Half their team is in jail or suspended or something.
They suck.
The Tar Heels employ a two-quarterback system, which always works well.
Other than that, we don't know anything about this team. No one does. They're lame as balls and wear sky blue.
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The Good Guys
We mentioned immediately after the game that David "The Hero" Wilson was likely to partake in sexual activity. Apparently, he just kept it to kissing.
The Hero is out this week with mono. He told us he thinks his locker partner gave it to him. But the school janitor saw him necking with Becky in the stairwell.
Who gets mono after high school? It's like pink eye. Or POGS. Once you go to college, you grow out of it*.
*Does not represent actual medical...anything. Also, no one grows out of POGS.
It just sucks that we have to be without such a great player. If only we had two other stud running backs ready to go.
Wait... WE TOTALLY HAVE TWO STUD RUNNING BACKS READY TO GO.
Sounds like RMFW could be running back kicks. Only one way to respond to that...
And for the first time in history... I agree with The Northerner. Is there a reason we run no two back sets? Or try NO misdirection whatsoever? Anyways...
As for defense...
MAYBE WE SHOULD CHUG ON OVER TO MAMBY-PANBY LAND WHERE MAYBE WE CAN GET A FREAKING STOP!!
Ugh. Did anyone think that we were going to stop them in the last 2 minutes?
At least Bruce "The Toolman" Taylor came to play. We're sorry that he hasn't made the NEZ before. We tend to avoid learning "names" or looking at "stats."
And of course, we hope that Dyrell makes a quick and full recovery. It's a big loss, no doubt. But Dyrell is the one that suffered. No one wants to take a trip to Christiansburg.
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The Game
We win and Miami loses, we're on our way to Charlotte.
We win and Miami wins, it all comes down to next week (kinda).
We lo... lo lo loooo.... looooooo...
Nope. Not gonna happen.
We got nothing on this game. We'll probably come out flat. Make everyone nervous. Then win in a boring, boring manner. There. I saved you 3 boob-less hours.
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Nickname(s) of the Week
We've already thrown two at you thus far. David "The Hero" Wilson and Bruce "The Toolman" Taylor. Do they stick?
Well, that is up to you, our adoring public. First person not related to one of the writers to make a comment wins... I dunno... a beer on us.
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RMFW T-Shirt Sighting of the Week
Each week, we’ll post another avid reader wearing their awesome (and very affordable!) RMFW t-shirt. Send in your picture, and you too could be showcased on a mid-level Virginia Tech blog!
Many of you may have read WeeLee's letter to Buzz Killington from the actual north end zone. Showing that she provides more content to this site than the DiP, here's her cousin rocking a shirt that's probably not age appropriate.
The MF stands for "Most Fantastic."
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Hokie Motivator(s) of the Week
The Carnegie Mellon Football Analyst crunches the numbers once again...
Ah poop. It brings us all together.
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Replacement Offensive Coordinator
Long overdue. No words necessary.
Don't find a stranger in the Alps.
LET'S GO HOKIES!!!
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