| 19 November 2010
Will never stop using that picture. Ever.
Yeah, we’re late. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Grad school is stupid.
This week, Tech travels down to Florida, death's waiting room.
An abbreviated, phoned-in, but hopefully funny Miami preview after the jump…
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Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week
Yeah, it might not pump you up, but it makes sense. The Canes have been our bitch of late, and we gotta get back to Miami to have a whole lotta fun.
And for your own good, don’t watch the video.
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Is there any team more insufferable than Miami? Between the swagger and ESPN slobbering all over them EVERY SINGLE PRESEASON, it’s enough to make you punch one of their 300 fans.
Randy Shannon might be the worst coach in the history of life. Brad Childress thinks he sucks.
Remember when Miami used to win national titles? Or conference titles? Or anything at all? Neither do we.
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The Bad Guys
Miami has a quarterback controversy on their hands. They can’t figure out which shitty one to play.
Apparently they’ll be starting Stephen Morris, the guy that took over after Jacory Harris went out with injury. Chances Jacory comes into the game at some point: 1000%.
If Miami can get the running game going, they might be able to avoid putting the game on the shoulders of the QB.
As for their defense, it’s…ok. Nothing our offense (read: Tyrod) can’t handle.
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The Good Guys
David Wilson is listed as “probable”. Darren Evans is listed as “awesome”. And RMFW is listed as “bulldozer”. Our offense will be firing on all cylinders.
On defense, we need work. Elzy ran all over us (before he started crying like a baby), just like Georgia Tech. That lunch pail better be under lock and key in Foster’s office.
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The Game
This game always makes us nervous. Miami is always unpredictable, cuz they either suck or plays somewhat mediocre.
If we can stop the run, this game is over. Heather Dinich (in her ultimate wisdom) noted that Morris has thrown for over 200 yards in each of his last 2 games. 200 yards!! Sweet-sassy-molassey! Sign him up for the Heisman right now!
If the game is on him, he’ll collapse.
On offense, some misdirection, throwing downfield on third and long, and utilizing our pimp backfield should be enough to put this one away.
Oh, we don’t do those things? Well then…
Get ready for 60 minutes of complete nervousness. This game won’t be fun to watch.
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RMFW T-Shirt Sighting of the Week
No shirts this week (send them in people!), but we do have a quote from the Alt-Man:
Thanks for the RMFW shirt! At least 5 extra boys hit on me at the tailgate on Saturday!
Note: Alt-Man is actually a girl.
So you hear that ladies? You too can get hit on by dozens of drunken frat boys that have no idea how to please you.
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Hokie Motivator(s) of the Week
A change from the CMU Football Analyst this week.
I approve.
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Replacement Offensive Coordinator
No messing around. We win, we’re in the ACC Championship.
Get your cigar ready. But not until the fat lady sings.
LET’S GO HOKIES!!!
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