Game 12: UVA

Written by C Gally on Thursday, 25 November 2010 00:00.

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Yeah, we know this is super-turbo late.

But it's Thanksgiving. You shouldn't be reading blogs during Thanksgiving. You should be dazed, in a turkey-induced food coma.

Anyways, a very short preview for the annual intra-state beat down after the jump.

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Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week

You might say we went the easy route by choosing Black Betty. But we challenge you to not get pumped about beating the snot out of some blue-bloods when you listen to that song.

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The Good Guys, The Bad Guys, and The Game

Yeah, we just combined them this week. Big whoop wanna fight about it?

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The Hokies are awesome. Sure we start slow and make us feel ike they could lose control at any time, but we're kind of getting used to that. Look for Tyrod, RMFW, Evans, Wilson, Hosely, Friday, The Coroner. and Bruce "The Toolman" Taylor to play their faces off.

And since it's Tyrod's last game, we would assume he'll finish with about 400 total yards and possibly 6 or 7 touchdowns. Take that to Vegas.

As for UVA... look, we don't know shit about them. And can you blame us? We have better things to do than research a last place team that hasn't done shit for almost a decade. Better things, like beating the Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past.

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Seriously, this is happening. I apologize for nothing.

But I don't know, they'll run and pass and wear ties and stuff. They're just not going to win. And they know that.

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Hokie Motivator of the Week

It look all season, but the CMU Football Analyst finally gives us his pièce de résistance...

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He also sucked at monogamy.

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Replacement Offensive Coordinator of the Week

Wow, here already? Whatevs.

Let's show these slave-owning douchebags how we do things in the free country.

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John Brown.

You know, John Brown? He was the abolitionist who advocated armed insurrection to overthrow the institution of slavery.

You know what? Nevermind.

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Our pick is Optimus Prime.

HOKIE-BOTS... ROLL OUT!!

LET'S GO HOKIES!!!