Thoughts from the Miami Game

Written by The Northerner | 23 November 2010

We're getting right into it:

- Well it looked like the hurricane winds aren't the only thing that blow in Miami.  ZING.

 But seriously, the Canes are some of the biggest frauds in the history of history.  And it's not their fault.  Ok, it is their fault, but it's also the media's fault for hyping them up so damn much (Cough...Heather Dinich...cough).  

 - Jacory Harris (yes I know he didn't play) is not ever going to be a Heisman candidate, Miami has yet to even MAKE the ACC Championship, and we beat them at home.  By a good amount.  They are overrated and terrible.

- We start of the damn game by giving up a TD, AGAIN.  I fucking hate it, but somehow it works.  So this will be my last complaint about it, until of course, our bowl game, where we play a decent team and will be unable to come back from a free opening drive 7 points. 

- RMFW is a machine.  

- But not more of a machine than Jayron "Machine" Hosely.  He's sick.  Not David Wilson/Mononucleosis sick, but you know, the good kind.

- Heather Dinich must have been wronged in some way from a VT alumni/student in her life.

- You know what's better than listening to Bill Roth call a VT game?  Listening to the Miami broadcasters call this last one.  They start the second half basically slobbering all over every play that Miami runs and making excuses for any of ours that succeed.  We get a TD, they explain it away.  Miami answers back with one and MIAMI IS THE GREATEST BUNCH OF PLAYERS EVER.  THEY NEVER SAY QUIT.  Until of course, they DON'T answer one of our TDs, we score another, and the announcers start talking about their Thanksgiving plans.  It's like being wrapped in a big fluffy blanket on a big soft couch.  Their despair comforts me. 

- I also noticed that Miami radio announcers are the long lost brothers of New York radio announcers.  Bob Wischusen, anyone?  Anyone? 

- Did I mention how much Miami blows and I hate them?  

- We beat Miami! At their house! And in doing so, clinched the ACC Championship Coastal spot! For the fourth time!  While Miami has yet to even make an appearance!  

- HAHAHAHAFUCKYOUMIAMIHAHAHAHA

- We have Thanksgiving on Thursday and UVA on Saturday.  I love this week.