It's finally here. The date that we at The North End Zone circled on our calendars at the beginning of the season.
CM Fuckin' U.
Last week's game was awesome. We figured out why we were losing and did something about it. You don't understand how happy that makes me. OK, so you probably understand. It made me almost as happy as the 30 for 30 episode "Four Days in October". If you haven't seen it, make sure you find it on ESPN and watch that baby. It came out Tuesday and I have already watched it twice. It's glorious. But back to football.
Last week's winner was none other than... Wright!
Congrats dudemeister. With the closest prediction of the week, he wins:
The coveted "Three Wolf Moon" t-shirt! Now you can have a wolfpack to call your own. Good job.
Now onto the predictions!
BDubs: This cupcake will taste a lot better than JMU. DE runs wild, defense plays tight, and we get our first glimpse at Logan thomas. Hokies win big, 45-6.
DiP: 48-9 Hokies
d_w: No need for a description.. VT Wins. 48-6
BBull: Tech wins 31 - 14.
Wright: VT 37-10
Poppa Gally: …OK…Here we go….. A blocked kick will result in 7 points…..2 Picks will result in 14 points…our offense will score 14 points..That’s 35 for the Hokies….the “CHIPPS” 6!! WE WIN!!
CMU Football Analyst: The wannabe CMU runs into a buzzsaw this week. Hokies win big 52-10.
Hokie Ambassador to Philly: Hokies 37-6
Maniak: pretty much a shellacking. 38-3
Hokie Guru: Offense will start out a little slow in the first half, but will be rolling in the second half (wish we could get a dollar out of the offense, but at times, we can only get one or two quarters from Stiney... I'll be here all week). Bud's defense, though, is licking its chops, baby. This week, Beamer Ball returns: We will have a defensive touchdown this week, so we will block a punt, run a fumble back, or return an interception. Hokies win 41-3.
Bobby the Ginger: VT 41 CMU 10. Evans goes for over 100 and a 2 TDs again this week. Logan Thomas completes his first collegiate pass in the second half as the fans in Lane Stadium will finally get a glimpse of the future at QB.
JMcB: Virginia Tech plays a complete game, with 4 quarters of fantastic play. Finally. Our defense leaves everyone wondering where CMU actually is. Speaking of which, where is CMU anyway? I didn't really realize there was a "central" Michigan.
GWay: We finally play a game where we aren't all in danger of a collective heart attack midway through the fourth quarter. But don't worry, we'll still run on first down in the red zone. Every. Time.
Hokies 48-12. Expect the second stringers after the half.
Token Girl: 41-13 Hokies...maybe we can really get into the game before the 2nd half this time...
CGally: 45-10, Tyrod with 4 total touchdowns.
The Northerner: 42-6 VT. Something tells me we will finally snap out of the first half impotence and consistently put points on the board. CMU, on the other hand, gets their ass handed back to them in the paper wrapper they rode in on.
Gobble gobble, bitches.