We beat CMU. They suck. Now we play Wake Forest. They suck too, but they are in the ACC, so it actually counts for something. And it's homecoming. I think this calls for one of the best Kanye songs out there:
So good. Anyways, onto the predictions!
So last week we had a bit of a complex solution to find out the winner of the score prediction. First off, as I said in the recap, I'm taking off the final touchdown for CMU, because, come on, they didn't earn it. I seriously think I saw CGally and DiP on the defensive line. Therefore the score that everyone was trying to match was 45-14.
Now, we had someone who was only four points off from that score. But it was CGally and I hate him. So, the winners of the score predictions were the two people who were only 5(!) points off the game score. Those would be none other than:
GWay and Token Girl! Congrats you two. For your efforts, you get a prize that truly represents our opponent last week, CMU:
Crumbs Cupcakes! So moist and delicious. Enjoy them.
Now onto the predictions!
BDubs: Tyrod leads the way with 200 yards passing, 100 yards rushing, and 3 total TDs. Hokies win 34-7.
DiP: 41-10 Hokies
d_w: 45 - 13.. Defense gets 2 TDs and Friday takes out QB #1 by the end of the first half.
BBull: 35-13 Hokies.
Wright: VT 30-17
Poppa Gally: The Hokies will leave the Deacons in their “WAKE”….. A blocked kick WILL HAPPEN!!! 35 – 14 Hokies win!!
CMU Football Analyst: 22-12 VT - Hokie Defense gets a safety and keeps Wake Forest out of the endzone.
Hokie Ambassador to Philly: Hokies Roll 44-10 - 3 TDs for Tyrod, Evans and Wilson both run for 100, the Defense destroys the freshman quarterback, and we finally block a kick
Maniak: 28-17 vt
Hokie Guru: This week, we continue a few passes to the tight end, Andre Smith (After this game, Smith will have caught more passes this year then all prior three years combined. It actually might be close to true; I did not verify the statistics lol.). In all seriousness, Hokies win this game 49 - 6 because Wake Forest (that totally sounds like a 1970's Woodstock name) won't be able to run the football at all and will be one-dimensional with that pass game. We will have a defensive TD and our running game will be back... with a vengeance.
Bobby the Ginger: VT 31 Wake 10. Big day for Sgt. Friday and the rest of the Hokie defense as they cause 3 turnovers. Boykin and Evans lead the way for the VT offense.
GWay: 27-10 Hokies
Token Girl: 41-20 hokies
CGally: 35 - 10, Hokies win with 2 defensive touchdowns.
The Northerner: 38-10 Hokies. The freshman QB gets “Shinskie’d”.
It's homecoming boys and girls. Sorry I can't make it, but drink one for me.
Gobble gobble, bitches.