| 21 October 2010
Ahhh, the annual Duke drubbing. Is it here already?
To change things up a bit, we’re going to make this the first Duke post to not include the Paulus-Deron-Teabag picture.
BAH!! Who are we kidding? We are what we are.
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Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week
Led Zeppelin. Appropriate metaphor for Duke's football team.
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So we are ranked again. This probably says more about how mediocre college football is at the moment than the quality of our team.
We’ve beaten NC State on the road. But to be honest… they’re ok.
Whatevs. Some people take the stance that we need a down year to change things. While this is probably true, we’ll still root for those ten wins whole-heartedly, and we know you will too.
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The Bad Guys
They suck… like, real bad.
Apparently they employ some sort of two quarterback system. Past experience tells us that this is a flawless strategy.
It really doesn’t matter when both of them suck, though.
Last week we played a team that lost to a not-terrible Navy. This week we play a team that lost to a completely horrible Army.
Duke lost to freaking Army. Their best win was losing by 15 to Miami.
They’re going to finish the season with one win.
We talked to Heather Dinich though, and she said NEXT year is their year.
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The Good Guys
RMFW is listed as “Probable.” Here’s hoping his playing is “Limited.”
It would be nice for him to see some time before Georgia Tech, but there should be no reason to run him into the ground.
That is, as long as the offense takes care of business early again.
How great was it to relax for once? Let’s make it two weeks in a row.
As far as defense goes, we have no idea what to do. It looks like we’re missing linebackers, based on how many big runs we gave up against Wake.
But we’re hoping Duke’s offense sucks enough for it to not matter. We’ll wait until we play a real team to worry.
We'd like to say more about our hard-hitting defense, but DW has been nothing but a slacker since his promotion to "Writer Bitch." GET ME A ZOMBIE KILL!
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The Game
Like we said, let’s take care of this one early, and everything will be ok.
Speaking of early, it’s another noon game. Whatevs. Bitching about noon games is getting as old as bitching about grad school.
Wake up early. Drink your face off at the tailgate. Watch a crap football game. Nap. Dinner. Drink your face off at night. Drive home Sunday, feeling like balls.
Your weekend will be better than 99% of the country.
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Hokie Motivator of the Week
The CMU Football Analyst takes a break from his number-crunching once again...
Ah, the imfamous Duke Sexual Intercourse List.
Know who’s not on the Duke F*ck List? Strippers from North Carolina Central.
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Nickname Finalists
So Davon is either going as Dexter or The Coroner. Thoughts?
As for Nosal, we're going with Dave in NC suggestion of Greg "Bloody" Nosal. It's likely that we'll never mention him again, but he's still badass number 1 in our book.
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Replacement Offensive Coordinator
Even though Father Karras kicked ass last week, and we could totally use him this week, we have to change it up.
We’ve had success with pairs, and if you’re one of the thirty people that saw the sequel, you’ll know this pair escaped outsmarted the devil himself.
We’re talking about two of the greatest heroes of our time.
Bill S. Preston, Equire and Ted “Theodore” Logan
Strange things are afoot at the Circle Lane.
LET’S GO HOKIES!!!
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