| 17 September 2010
Sorry kids, this one’s late and kinda short. I have midterms this week. Yeah, freaking midterms in September. Quarters might be the worst thing in history.
Anyways, let’s light this crap candle, after the jump…
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Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week
Our obsession with Varsity Blues continues...
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Let’s not even talk about last week. It was stupid. We were SO hammered, we didn’t even know what was going on. Maybe someone slipped a roofie (groundie?) into our Gatorade bottle. Look, last weekend, you’re a really nice girl, but I don’t think this is going to work out. No no, its not you. We’re just really busy. So… yeah, we won’t be calling you ever again.
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The Bad Guys
Apparently, the Pirates are no joke. They’ve put up a ton of points on relatively easy teams, but I would give my first born kid to be able to do that right now. They’ve got a 4th year junior at QB, Dominique Davis. He’s supposed to be decent, but with a girly name like that, we highly doubt it.
Anyways, that’s all we got on them. They’re not all that good, honestly.
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Know Your Opponent
Doug Mayo-Tapp, DB, Fr
Mmmmmm… Mayo tap….
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The Good Guys
But the fact that they aren't very good doesn’t matter, cuz neither are we. We can’t tackle, we can’t block, we can’t score, we can’t cover. Hell, we can’t shit correctly at the moment.
With the crucial fumble by Darren Evans last week, look for a lot of RMFW. If he fumbles, look for a lot of angry Hokies.
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The Game
Straight up, we have the talent to make sure this doesn’t turn into 2008. Will that talent show up? Will any resemblance of logical coaching show up? We know the fans will show up, because that’s about the only thing this team has going for them.
Kickoff is at the PERFECT 1:30 timeslot. We love this time, because it allows for plenty of tailgating time PLUS time for a nap before the evening festivities. That nap is crucial to not falling asleep at the bar… man, we are really getting old.
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New Girl Quote from the Weekend
So we had a lady that is a little new to football join us for the past weekend’s festivities. Against all of our bets, she came with the Hokie Ambassador to Africa / Morgantown. A few of her quotes:
"Did they make it into the dancing zone yet?"
Bonus serving by new girl on guy leaving the party:
"Why are you going to a festival when you’re supposed to be watching football all day?"
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Hippie Girl Back and Forth from the Weekend
Hippie Girl: Where do you guys put your recycling?
C Gally: Ummm, in the trash.
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RMFW T-Shirt of the Week
B-Ris sends along this picture of him rocking the shirt and hanging out with my new favorite Hokie fan.
That beard should be on our coaching staff.
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Replacement Offensive Coordinator of the Week
At this point, a suitable replacement includes almost the entire human population of Earth, plus some dolphins and those genius gorillas that use sign language. Anyone would be able to put up more than 16 on JMU. Anyone.
But ECU? Well that’s a different story. We wanted to find someone that could beat the Pirates, but we came up with 29 teams from MLB.
So we decided, as usual, to go with movies. And what did one of the most famous pirates in history fear the most?
THE CROC
Tick tock, motherfucker. TICK TOCK!!
Don't ask who the clock ticks for, Pirates. It ticks for thee...
LET’S GO HOKIES!!!
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