HateFest 2011: BC and Miami

Written by C Gally | 31 August 2011

Pictured: Another record crowd for the Hurricanes.

With game 1 right around the corner, let’s take a few potshots at our former Big East rivals.

BC

Like most sports fans not from New England, I hate everything that has to do with Boston sports. I have nothing against the Bruins, but I was rooting HARD against them during the Stanley Cup finals. Why? Because I don’t want any Boston sports fan to be happy.

Does this also apply to Boston College fans? Well, it would, if they actually had any fans.

Their average attendance is right around 40,000. More people showed up to Little League World Series games. They’re so desperate, they’re offering a f*cking Groupon for tickets. 

I guess you can’t blame them. The team hasn’t done jack since that freaking Flutie play. You know, the one you used to like until ESPN showed it for billionth time. I’d wear a UVA shirt for a week if it meant I wouldn’t have to see that video again.

Oh, and speaking of not having fans…

Miami

H/T to avid reader DRR. I don't want to know what you typed into Google Images
 

This team has actually WON something before, and no one gives a shit. They average around 50,000 per game, which is even sadder than BC, really.

On top of that, NO ONE likes this team. Everyone is constantly rooting against them, and for good reason.

Have you met a reasonable, level-headed Miami fan? Not a chance.

They are likely a knuckle-dragging douchebag who says things like “Da U” and “Swagger”.

And every year is the year they come back. Thanks, ESPN. Maybe pick up a football almanac to find out that Miami SUCKS. Why in the hell does the ACC need Miami to be good? This argument makes zero sense to anyone with a 4^th grade education. The ACC needs good teams. It doesn’t matter if that team is from Florida or not. No one cares but you, Heather Dinich.

And this whole scandal thing? Ahhem…

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA…breathe…. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

Seriously, eff these guys. Couldn’t have happened to a better team.

But, knowing the NCAA, the suspended players will be back by mid-September.

Let’s think this through for a second though. This has to be the lamest example of cheating ever. You paid Jacory Harris? REALLY? Were you that scared that he’d go somewhere else? That would be like us paying Stinespring to run the offe...... wait...