| 15 February 2011
Since the beginning of time, man has tried to predict the future. Today, The North End Zone becomes the first to actually do so.
Without football, we've had nothing to predict. Sure, we all love watching basketball, but we know even less about that than we do about football. And as our avid readers will tell you, we know jack about football.
So what do we do? We will now be predicting random crap.
This week's preditcion:
You humble editor recently interviewed for an important internship. I will find out early next week if I got the job.
Your prediction: Did I rock their faces off, or did they figure out that I write for this blog, thus spelling my doom.
For obvious reasons, the company will not be disclosed. Also, I have a back-up offer already, so feel free to be the lovely jackasses I've come to know at this place.
Let's see what the gang has to say:
Barry: I predict yes on the basis that the company has a hiring policy of douchebags only.
Hokie Ambassador to Morgantown: I predict yes. We have known for years that CGally is a huge tool, a job helping a major international corporation with more money than God make even more only proves it.
The Northerner: 35-14 VT. Tyrod throws for 400 yards while RMFW and DMFE both run for 200 yards. David Wilson returns three kicks for TDs.
CMU Football Analyst: Corey will get the internship because of his flawless character, his outstanding leadership, and overall pleasant demeanor.... BAHAHAHAHAHA! I couldn't keep a straight face when I typed that
D_w: I vote yes.. But only to fill their government mandated "Ginger Hiring" quota.
The Northerner II: I think CGally will not get offered the position he applied for. He does, however, get offered the position of Assistant to the Position-He-Applied-For, because the even the guy doing the hiring knows that CGally needs to be taken down a peg or two.
Token Girl: The company finds out that corey does have said website, and will not offer internship. They will then hunt down summer intern site like chuck norris, tell them about corey's foul mouth, and take that away too. BOOM. Corey will then be sad and go eat a 4 times the steak burrito at tbell.
Maniak: Corey has already has six 4x burritos to today. Before noon. And he was the inspiration for Phillip mignon. Also...with this text in circulation his only chance at an internship is being a pierogie at buccos games.
(239): I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Corey can't be left at the bar by himself"
Hokie Guru: Dudes, CGally gets the job... end of story.
Wright: I vote yes - Gally, I assume this is the internship I got you through work? So if that's the case, he's in, mainly because we favor drinking. A lot.
GWay: Barry's a tool.
So there you have it. It seems the majority think I'm getting the job...kind if. Thanks, I think. Put your thoughts in the comments. Winner announced when I get the call.
Also, Maniak sent along this picture of his new ride.
To which The Northerner responded, "Be nice to Maniak. He's obviously having a mid-life crisis."
Also, Hokies play Maryland tonight. Our hero is... Fozzy.
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