| 13 January 2011
Huh? What? Where am I? What happened the past two weeks? Oh no… NOT AGAIN!!
So far, 2011 has SUCKED for Hokies. We lost by 28 in the Orange Bowl. Our best players are leaving. Our o- line is returning. And Voldemort is STILL in charge of our offense.
But tonight, we play UNC in basketball. And guess what, they kinda suck too! They have 4 losses, just like us. Two of those losses came to unranked teams, just like us. And they’re probably making the tournament, just like… Oh. Shit.
We’re not gonna lie, we haven’t watched much Hokie basketball this year. Being out of market does that. But we assume we still have no inside presence and miss free-throws like fifth graders.
You know I’m a dreamer, but my heart’s of gold.
Yeah, I may be dreaming thinking we’re going to win tonight.
But we ARE going to win, because I’ll be watching. This plan is flawless.
In order to win in Chapel Hill, we’ll need someone great. We thought about going with Major Winters, who passed away just after New Years.
You know him as this:
This is actually him:
Neither of these guys could make The Pacific watchable.
But we figured that using an ACTUAL war hero to win a basketball game would be somewhat… Stupid? Disrespectful? Both?
So let’s stick with what we do best: cartoons from our childhood.
Darkwing Duck
Let's. Get. Dangerous.
LET'S GO HOKIES!!
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