| 30 March 2011
Well with all of the labor negotiations going on with the NFL Players Association and the NFL Owners the talk of no season or a shortened season has become more and more frequent. Now here at NEZ we focus on the hard truths, the main points, and knowledge of the highest importance. So the real question that the nation needs to be asking its self is, what is going to happen to The League on FX if there is no NFL season??
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Dear Mr. Goodell,
The humble editors here at NEZ would like to address a few concerns with the upcoming season. The players association has been in constant arbitration which has ultimately failed and resulted in lawsuits.
No one cares about the players or the owners, and how they are going to split up billions of dollars. All we care about is how this affects our lives. And the biggest impact will come from possibly screwing with the greatest television show of our generation:
The League
Should the season be canceled, we will be holding you fiscally responsible for the lack of funny in our lives. We are not able to be humorous on our own, and rely on television and movies quotes to fill in for our lack of creativity. You will be robbing us of our livelihood, and you must be held to account.
We, the people, cry out that there must be football. It's a law, like water or dinosaurs. We implore the NFL owners to reach an agreement with the players so that we the fans can see what greatness The League will have to offer this season.
Sincerely,
The NEZ Editors
PS. Please enjoy the complimentary bottle of Taco's Three Penis Wine that we have enclosed with this letter.
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