Written by BDubs | 26 November 2011

Yes, we have used this over and over and over again, but you know what?  We don't care.  You know what else, UVA???

Yeah, that's right - F*CK YOU!!! 

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So, this is a funny story.  Not sure how many of you have seen the YouTube video that features a few of the classiest (and dumbest) UVA fans to ever exist. Well, for those of you who haven't seen it, please take a look below.  It's absolutely hilarious.  Then, a fairly humorous story will follow.  It COMPLETELY set up how the rest of the afternoon/evening would go today!!


OK, well now that you've seen that, it's time to explain what's so hilarious (outside of the dickhead in that video).  My dad, my brother, and I were going into the game and guess what?  The guy with the pony tail (yes, that douchebag) was RIGHT IN FRONT OF US.  I immediately said "DAD, THAT'S THE GUY FROM THE YOUTUBE VIDEO!"  Of course he was not sure what I was talking about initially and I repeated "THE GUY WITH THE PONY TAIL!  HE'S FROM THE EFFING YOUTUBE VIDEO I SHOWED YOU!!"  So, I immediately went up to the guy and said "DUDE, YOU WERE IN THE YOUTUBE VIDEO!!"  The entire posse part of that video was with him started cracking up as he stood there looking like a deer in the headlights.  Of course, my dad FINALLY picked up on what was going on and jumped in on the party, saying: "How could I forget an ass like yours??"  Finally, he realized what we were talking about and started yucking it up a bit with us before prancing off like a typical Wahoo would do.  GOD...HOW AWESOME.  From that moment on I knew it would be an awesome game.  How could it not?

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Honestly, what else do we need to say about this game?  We flat out dominated.  We showed UVA what big boy football looks like.  We showed them that the ACC still runs through Virginia Tech.  God, we showed them that they don't even belong in the same echelon as we do.  They suck SO much and we showed it tonight.  We hear that the University of Richmond might have an opening again.  Then again, do they really want him back?  

Seriously, look at him - what a douche!! 

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Yeah, we absolutely dominated this game.  David Wilson absolutely mauled this team for 159 yards and 2 TDs.  Guess what?  He had a third TD called back for a bullshit penalty called on one of our players (can't remember who it was).   All DMFW did was reverse fields and make the UVA twerps look stupid and they threw a flag for a phantom block in the back.  Are we bitter?  F*ck yes we are because that would have made the score 42-0.  Instead, we kicked a field goal that made it 38-0.  Is that all we're going to gripe about?  Yes, but you know what?  That's a damn good thing.  Want to watch some highlights?  Go to this link - much better than my review.  It's 14 minutes, though, and you reading this post will only take like five.  Plus this review is better because you've already seen the game.  And you can watch SportsCenter for some video clips.  And we're just more hilarious than this video clip.

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In case you didn't watch that entire video, here's the recap: WE KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF UVA.  Do we really need to say anything else?  Sadly, LT3 didn't steamroll anyone today on a QB sneak, but you know what?  He absolutely mauled a defender while making a block for David Wilson.  Man, he is AWESOME. He was making some great throws, demonstrating outstanding poise, and just doing his thing. Man love continues for sure.  Apparently D.J. Coles took some notes on how to hit from Logan.  Wow, take a look at this.  If this isn't the Zombie Kill of the Week going into next week, then something is wrong.  Yeah, the play came back due to holding, but damn...what a hit!! 

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OK, so what the hell got into Danny Coale tonight?  Where was this punting ALL SEASON LONG?  Seriously...when we first punted, it was time to cry because what else would we do?  However, in comes Coale and he BLASTS it.  Hell, he effing teed off on his punts all night and averaged, what, like 50 yards a punt??? Seriously...WTF??  Glad he did this tonight, but again, where was that all season?  Anybody know if Branthover was hurt?  Perhaps Beamer was so sneaky that he was saving him JUST for UVA?  We doubt it.  But damn.  We'll take it.  That was f*cking awesome.  Think we will miss him next year?  Yeah.  We will definitely miss him.  

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Finally, we'll just say that was effing incredible.  Our first shutout of the season and it comes against mother f*cking UVA.  Seriously.  That is just great.  Our offense was great.  Our defense was fantastic.  Our special teams didn't make us cringe.  What else could you possibly ask for during this game?  At one point, when the announcers tried to get a "LET'S GO HOOS" chant going, the Hokies took over and completely drowned them out.  God, we LOVE IT.  The Hoos tried and they failed miserably.  Zimas ALL around on me!!  

YEAH, EFF YOU MIKE LONDON!!! 


GO HOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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