Written by BDubs | 20 November 2011

What a week!  There were all kinds of things going on in college football!  Anyway, shit just got real.  Read on faithful followers.

 

Again, f*ck you again UNC.  We can’t say this enough. The Tarholes in Chapel Hill should just stick to basketball.  I live in Greensboro, so you damn well know I have been wearing Hokie stuff all weekend.  Plenty of people gave me the finger and yelled “hope you choke vs UVA” – every time it puts a smile on my face since it’s pretty obvious they are jealous.  They tried to become relevant in football, but it just didn’t happen and it never will. Homer Simpson says it all!

 

Well, college football, if you didn’t think a playoff was necessary before, it just got even more obvious.  This is just getting rigoshdamndiciulous and suddenly the BCS is a complete mess.  We have two undefeated teams and only one of which will have any relevancy in national title talks.  Honestly, who didn’t see this coming?  At some point the BCS was bound to explode.  Can we get a playoff system already?

 
On that note, it looks like VT has a chance to be the new #4, but no worse than #6 in the BCS.  W…T…F.  We aren’t even close to being a top 4 team in the nation, but that’s what this BCS system has done. Too bad we have a bunch of greedy presidents/chancellors/dictators that run schools and refuse to give up the money they make from the bowl system.  Greedy bastards – can’t even look out for the fans’ best interest.

 

Welcome back to semi-relevancy UVA, but guess what?  F*ck you too!  Even though VT is still going to kick the living piss out of you, it’s great that Mike London and his motivational tight black t-shirts have gotten some life out of this team.  For once this game is actually means something more than who gets the Commonwealth Cup.  However, this just makes embarrassing them much more fun this year, especially since we play them in Charlottesville.  Thanksgiving will come twice this year for the Hokies!   Cue Colin Cowherd UVA football rant…NOW.

Speaking of which, thanks for choking Florida State.  Not only did you get beat by UVA, but the refs gave you two extra opportunities to beat them! So guess what?  F*ck you too!  They ruled your last catch incomplete then GAVE you five extra yards since UVA was trying to cheat (shocker).  Then you missed the field goal?  C’mon MAN!  To make matters worse, you were held to field goals twice inside their five yard line.  Give me a break.  EJ Manuel, you suck donkey dick.  You missed at least three wide open touchdowns in the game.  Step aside you wannabe football players; guess we’ll just have to do this ourselves.

 

Speaking of which, could this VT-UVA game actually be any bigger?  The winner goes to the ACC championship, takes bragging rights in the state, and rides off into the sunset with the Commonwealth Cup.  This might be the first time in 10 years that UVA sells out.  Sadly for them, most of their tickets are probably in the hands of Hokies.  Can we make it any more clear that UVA is our most hated school?  There are plenty others, but we want this Hokies team to absolutely obliterate the Hoos.  It’s not enough to just win, but we need to beat the living shit out of them.


A quick hoops reference.  Anyone who thought our preseason NIT semifinal matchup with Syracuse would be a little more interesting due to new sex abuse scandal there were way wrong.  They played Colgate last night and won 92-47.  Yikes.  Needless to say, while this Hokies team has the potential to be good, we are going to get wrecked by the Orange.  More on that next week during our first men’s hoops preview.

Alright followers, let us know what you think.  Projections on where VT is in the new BCS tonight?  Early thoughts on the UVA game?  We value your opinion, but honestly not that much.  GO HOKIES!!

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