| 04 October 2011
WARNING: After the jump, there is nothing but the rantings of a lunatic. There is very harsh language, and screaming that no one in their right mind would think is sane.
Anyone who experiences heart trouble, has a soul, or is related to me should probably not click through.
After the jump, the fun begins...
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So it’s been a few days. We’ve had time to cool off and think reasonably about what we witnessed on Saturday. And the verdict…
We are still f*cking pissed as hell.
Three. F*cking. Points.
At home.
At night.
Three. F*cking. Points.
I’m starting to feel like Frank Beamer is insulting my intelligence at this point.
Year after year, our offense blows huge games for us.
Year after year, multiple offensive players get drafted into the NFL.
Year after year, Beamer tells us that he is satisfied with the offensive coaching and that the fans don’t know what there are talking about.
I’m not sure how to organize the rest of this rant, but I’ll try to break it down by who’s to blame...
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The Players
It’s tough for me to blame the players now that I’m old. It was so easy when I was in school. We were the same age, and I could go ahead and hate Jimmy Williams with full force. Now it just feels weird. So this will be tempered criticism, with the full rage boiling for the next section.
Logan Thomas – It’s worse than we thought. I’m not saying all is lost, but all the progression we thought we saw in the first four games was pretty much wiped out on Saturday. There is hope though, because much of the blame for his performance can be laid on…
The O-line – Do we even have an offensive line coach? Have we ever had one? When was the last good o-line we’ve had? In all honesty, I can’t remember. Just line up 10 receivers and hope for the best.
The Punter – Whatever his name is. He sucks. Sorry man, don’t mean to be harsh, but I don’t think punting is your thing. But shouldn’t our wonderful coaching staff have noticed that prior to our biggest game of the year? Speaking of…
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The Coaches
OHHHHH man. These f*cking guys.
Look, I’m the first one to admit that I don’t know anything about running a football team. I’m more of a stockholder in this team. And the people running this team are making the stock price plummet like they started charging $5 for using a debit card.
Before I get rolling, I’d like to congratulate the defense. It was a hard fought game, and given the position you were put in, you played well. Once again, Bud Foster proves he’s one of the best coaches in the country. On the other side…
Every person involved with our offense should be fired. I’m not saying I would do any better, but I’m pretty sure a mop with a bucket for a head would be able to coach this team to more than a f*cking field goal at home. WOFFORD scored 27 on Clemson. AT Clemson!
Third and one from the Clemson 35. We run a sweep. We run a f*cking sweep. Logan Thomas weighs 254 lbs. And we run a sweep. At least it was with our premier running back…wait…it was a sweep to Oglesby?!?! GET OFF THE FIELD. Everyone involved with the offense, GET OFF THE F*CKING FIELD.
If this was the first time I’d seen this, maybe I could let it go. But this shit happens EVERY YEAR.
In the Orange Bowl, with a month to game plan and the best offense we’ve had since Vick, we managed to put up ZERO points in the second half.
Now, another embarrassing offensive performance on national television.
This is a systemic problem. Our offense f*cks us every single year. And the fans are supposed to just go along with it like nothing is wrong.
WVU had an awful offense, so they brought in a proven coach. Now? Geno Smith has 1,700 yards in 5 games. GENO SMITH! Even people in Morgantown know that he’s not that good.
But that would never happen at Tech. We will keep our plateau’d football program and be happy with getting our asses handed to us at least twice a year.
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Should we be grateful with our success? Absolutely. We have a better program than most schools in the country.
But resting on your laurels is for f*cking losers.
And losers whine about their best.
Winners go home and f*ck the prom queen.
On Saturday, Clemson was a winner. I'd like to say our coaches were the prom queens, but they'd probably punt the title away.
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