| 16 September 2011
We’re a little late this week. I’m sure the 8 of you that noticed are pretty pissed. We make up for it after the jump…
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Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week
Ah, Public Enemy. Had I been older than 4 when you were big, I bet I would have totally been allowed to listen to you.
Anyone notice the Pirates hat Chuck D is rocking out? He must be commemorating their 19th losing season in a row.
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So that game sucked. Looks like it’s another normal Hokie football season: great defense, horrible offense.
We won, and that’s great. We are 2-0 for the first time since you graduated.
But does ANYONE feel good about the rest of the season??
Yes. We do! Because screw it, that’s why.
Also, did anyone else notice when the sideline reporter called our quarterback David Thomas?
Sorry, FSN. Our QB is not responsible for delicious Frosty’s and double cheeseburgers.
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The Bad Guys
Couldn’t. Care. Less.
They’re from Arkansas. Isn’t that all we need to know?
They used to be called the Indians, but changed it due to Native Americans not being from India.
So we make this joke of a team change their racist nickname, but Notre Dame gets to keep theirs?
As a proud Irishman, I am offended. Their logo portrays a long-held stereotype that the Irish people only like to drink and fight.
I WILL KICK SOMEONE’S ASS…. after one more beer.
Speaking of that crap team in Indiana, isn’t it great how much love Michigan received from ESPN after their win Saturday night? They went so far as to call it a signature win for the new coach.
Winning at home against a team that hasn’t done jack in 2 decades does NOT count as a signature win.
GOD the media sucks.
And that’s our analysis of Arkansas State.
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The Good Guys
Let’s get this out of the way. DMFW is a pimp, and our defense is nasty. But you already knew that.
Now let’s try to tackle the conundrum that is Logan Thomas.
LT, we love ya man, but that was NOT good. The running plays were fine, since Logan is built like a train. The passing was a different story.
One more almost-intercepted ball and I probably would have thrown my beer through the TV. Again.
I have anger issues.
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The Game
We should win. By a lot. Anything less will be a disappointment.
So tailgate. Get drunk. And get angry at the marginal play calling.
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Zombie Kill of the Week
Since the game was on FSN, replays are not available. Instead, enjoy this grainy video of a WVU player getting destroyed in Blacksburg.
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Hokie Motivator(s) of the Week
Each week, the Carnegie Mellon Football Analyst submits his own Hokie Motivator.
Gotta be honest here. Not your best effort.
So let’s give it over to the guy that put Arkansas on the map.
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Replacement Voldemort of the Week
Last week had shades of Voldemort-style play calling. A draw on third and 7? Totally.
Let’s find someone that knows how to run an offense…
Coach Boone
For Arkansas State, it’s ZERO. FUN. SIR.
LET’S GO HOKIES!!!
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