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So it's looking like the App State game may have been the outlier?  Awwww, who the hell cares, WE'RE 3-0!!!!!


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The winner of this weeks prediction battle was someone that doesn't, nor ever did, go to VT.  Seriously?  We're not doing too hot here, guys (and girl).  Even the comment scores were way off.  Anyway, I guess winners are winners.  Funny thing is, Maniak just randomly sends this kid's score predictions in, and I don't even know his actual name.  At least most of us got one half of the score right.  Too bad that means nothing.  So, moving on, the winner of this weeks prediction battle is:  Maniak's Hebrew Roomate!  As a reward for winning the score prediction, we here at The NEZ would like to offer:

                      three-wolf-moon 

 

A staple of every hipsters closet, the "Three-wolf moon" t-shirt. It's ironic that every hipster would have one, because then it would be anti-hipster to have one, but then being an anti-hipster hipster would be really ironic so... you figure it out.  Congrats Maniak's Hebrew Roommate, you won!

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We play Marshall at Marshall this week.  Could be an App State-type game (pleasepleasepleaseplease) or it could be an ECU-type game (pleasenopleasenopleaseno).  Here are what we think the final score will be.

BDubs: My optimism for this offense was a bit much.  I was seeing way too much Orange and Maroon.  Now that my Hokie glasses are off, I can see a little more clearly now.  LT goes for 200 and a TD, Wilson gets back to normal with 130 and 2 TDs while the defense owns the freshman QB of Marshall.  Hokies win 24-6.

DiP: 31-13 hokies

d_w: 34 - 12.. hokies win... We get to see our D shines, lots of sacks and INTs

Wright: Game is closer than people think, but Hokies win 27-16

Poppa Gally: No prediction sent in (again), but let's assume a Hokies win!!!!!!!!!!!!! and a BLOCKED KICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CMU Football Analyst: 46-14 Hokies - It won't be as bad as the 54-6 beatdown over Marshall in 1914 but it'll be close.

Hokie Ambassador to Philly Milwaukee: 38 - 10 Hokies

Maniak: Offense wakes up.  42-8

Maniak’s Hebrew Roommate: Maniak forgot to ask him.  How ironic.  Like a hipster.

Hokie Guru: Hokies win 31-14, but don't cover that 20 point spread.  Our cornerbacks are money all game long.

GWay: 45-10 Hokies

JMcB: Tech gets a good start early and keeps it rolling. 42-14

Meet Bag: Well let's say 35-13

SHitzel: 30-10 beamerball!  (Ed. note:  Holy crap, another girl?  We just doubled our female readership!)

Token Girl: 48-13 vt wins. Go Hokies!!!!

CGally: 28 - 10, turnovers are responsible for at least half of our points.

The Northerner: David Wilson has a big day.  Hokies 31 - 7.  

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It always feels good to go into West Virginia and come out with a win, even if it's not against WVU.  So let's get our business done.  As always, put your predictions in the comment section.  

Gobble gobble, bitches.

Go Hokies!!