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So let's start here:  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

More after the jump.

Deep breath.  Deep Breath.  Deeeeeeep breath.

We better fucking win this game.

BDubs: Fire has been lit and the offense wakes up. 34-14 Hokies.

DiP: spread is hokise [sic] by over 2 tds.............so we are going 38-34 ECU

d_w: 21 - 13... hokies take the win but don't cover the spread.

BBull: Tech wins 24 to 13 and still wins the ACC - we are a good ball club, we just threw the JMU game to destroy Boise State's chance at a title, which we were forced to do by the BCS after losing on Labor Day.

Wright: ECU is averaging 50 points a game (granted, against suck teams). Average goes down, but Pirates get the win, 27-23. (CGally note: We scored 16 points against a suck team.)

Poppa Gally: ….Hummmm…..this is getting tougher….But I do Believe!!!!

Hokies one blocked kick, 200 yards for RMFW…… Hokies 30 – ECU 10!!

CMU Football Analyst: My computer blew up after I entered in last week's game results
VT 19-13

Maniak: A very close game. But a win. 24-21

Hokie Ambassador to Philly: Hokies beat the Pirates and the spread....38-17, I believe

Bobby the Ginger: 34 - 28 VT.  Rock and Eddie Whitley get our first two picks of the season and Williams scores 2 TDs.

JMcB: 14-10, Virginia Tech. I don't care how bad Tech may appear to be, picking a second sub-par team to beat us in a row is beyond shameful. You disgust me. We lost to Boise State twice; it won't happen again.

Meet Bag: Wait... I thought the football season was over? If we must play on, I am thinking we finally get one in the win column... Hokies 27 - ECU 17.

GWay: 40-14 Hokies.

Token Girl: 31 - 20 hokies. gobble gobble bitches.

CGally: Tech wins, 3-2.

The Northerner: I had a dream the other night we won 40-10. Call me (bat-shit) crazy, but fuck it, I’m going with it.

Gobble gobble, motherfucker.

GO HOKIES!!

Sorry kids, this one’s late and kinda short. I have midterms this week. Yeah, freaking midterms in September. Quarters might be the worst thing in history.

Anyways, let’s light this crap candle, after the jump…

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Warning: Information contained after the jump may not be safe for children, expecting mothers, and those with a heart condition. Also, those against copious amounts of swearing should probably go back to church.

A few years back, Matt “I’m A Douche” Ryan broke our hearts on Thursday night in Blacksburg. About 30 minutes after the game ended, I started to realize that I felt way, way too bad about the loss. Like, it really affected me. That scared me a little bit.

Because, you know, in the end, it’s just fucking football.

Perhaps now is a good time for Hokies to think about that story.

After the jump, slightly more angry responses to what the hell happened on September 11th.

Wait, what?

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In no uncertain terms that was the worst football game I have ever watched.  We were worse than awful on every side of the ball.

Everyone needs to be held accountable.  The players, the coordinators and most of all Frank Beamer.

We were unable to identify the problems and fix them.  The offense couldn't make a play to save their life and the defense refused to tackle anyone with a "Madison" written on their jersey.

Beamer, Foster, Stinespring, and literally everyone else on the team lost this game for us.  Just an awful performance.

Credit to JMU who identified their problems and our problems and took advantage of them all.

If there is any silver lining, it's that neither of these two losses were in the ACC, so our season isn't completely fucked.  But in reality, it probably is.

I'm embarrassed of the what happened today.  To call us pathetic would be a massive understatement.  Disgusting.

This guy really loves Phantom of the Opera.

Moving on from Monday, we now have the Dukes ready to go.  They don't have anything to prove, you know, since they have the only Division I championship in Virginia.  Except maybe that they can score a point on us.  That hasn't been done since 1992.  Onto the predictions!

No one won last week.  When the Hokies don't win, no one wins.  Unless someone gets the prediction right.

DiP: 52-10

BDubs: 52-14. Sorry, but even JMU can score two TDs on our defense! Tyrod throws for 250 and 3 TDs. RMFW has 150 and 2 TDs

d_w: 52 – 9

BBull: 38-10 in a game that isn't as close as the final score.

Wright: 41-10 Hokies

Poppa Gally: Ok…..Here it is: Again….a blocked kick…which we had 1 ½ last game… 14 defensive points!!!
VT 45 – JMU 6!!!

CMU Football Analyst: 46 - 7 Hokies.  Starters will be out by the 4th

Maniak: 43-0. Repeat of 2003. JMU hasn't scored on tech since before papa gally made gally. I don't expect it to happen now either.

Hokie Ambassador to Philly: 51-3

Bobby the Ginger: VT 38 JMU 6.  Evans returns to form and scores 2 TDs.

JMcB: 60-3

Meet Bag: 48-0... 4 tds for Tyrod!

GWay: 56-0 Hokies.

Token Girl: 48-6 Hokies!

CGally: 45 - 3, RMFW with another 3 touchdowns.

The Northerner: 42-0.  Nine scoreless quarters for the Dukes turns into 13.

Leave 'em in the comments.

It's on like Donkey Kong.  Gobble gobble, bitches.

Pictured above: James Madison. He was the Flounder of our founding fathers.

Let's take out some rage, after the jump...

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That sucked, big time.  Some day-late observations after the jump.

While we're sure that Bud Foster can get the boys riled up just fine, we figured it couldn't hurt to get a little more help.

This is a tough game, and the speech is going to have to light the building on fire.

Who better to give it than another famous coach...

Well it's real simple: You got two four more quarters and that's it.

Now most of you have been playin' this game for ten years. And you got two four more quarters, and after that most of you will never continue to play this game again as long as you live for the remainder of the season.

Now, ya'll have known me for awhile five minutes, and for a long time now those five minutes, you've been hearin' me talk about being perfect.

Well I want you to understand somethin'. To me, being perfect is not about that scoreboard out there.

It's not about winning.

It's about you and your relationship to yourself and your family and your friends and those rabid Hokie fans.

Being perfect is about being able to look your friends in the eye and know that you didn't let them down, because you told them the truth.

And that truth is that you did everything that you could. There wasn't one more thing that you could've done.

Can you live in that moment, as best you can, with clear eyes and love in your heart? With joy in your heart?

If you can do that gentlemen, then you're perfect.

I want you to take a moment. And I want you to look each other in the eyes. I want you to put each other every Hokie in your hearts forever, because forever's about to happen here in just a few minutes.

I want you to close your eyes, and I want you to think about Boobie Miles Cody Grimm, who is your brother. And he would die to be out there on that field with you tonight. And I want you to put that in your hearts.

Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can’t lose.

LET’S GO HOKIES!!!

Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy... I'm so pumped.  Arguably the biggest game of the year for us, and FedEx Field is going to be rocking.  I don't care if the acoustics aren't as good as Lane Stadium, it's still going to be LOUD.  On to the predictions!