Last night, contributor DW was visited by Jesus of Gainesville. Tim Tebow has a message to ESPN and the rest of the media: He hates you all. You turned the public against him. His words etched into stone tablets, after the jump...

There have been plenty of hate-related articles pertaining to these two douche-monkeys. So here at the NEZ, we’re going to go ahead and combine them into one loathsome piece of hate burger....after the jump.

This is getting done now so I can vent a little before I go to the Caribbean next week and get surrounded by these fuckers.

There have been plenty of unnecessary sequels in the history of film. Caddyshack 2, The Godfather 3, Babe: Pig in the City.

But standing alone, above all of these travesties, is one movie:

Blues Brothers 2000

Angry, angry ranting after the jump...

Fellow Bloguin-ite Randall Simon's Sausages has never read The North End Zone. We're guessing this is true, since they asked us to participate in an ACC season preview.

Highly uneducated guesses and unintelligible ranting ensued. Enjoy.

After too much weekend, a sick day was in order yesterday. As a present for your patience, let’s start HateFest 2010 off right and go after our neighbors to the northeast: JMU.  Apologies if this sounds a lot like last year. Sometimes, things don’t change.

Yeah, we still hate JMU. There are some stupid stereotypes surrounding the Dukes, and after the jump, we make fun of them all.

Oh. My. GAWD. It’s heeeeeeeeeeere!!

No, not the start of the season. That’s still more than a month away. Today is the start of HateFest 2010.

Last year, we did an organized HateFest, hating on different schools throughout the nation. Since most of these school still suck for the same reasons, we figured it would be too repetitive to make the same jokes again.

Therefore, we are having a free-for-all HateFest this year. Don’t worry, schools are still fair game. But everything else will be thrown in as well.

A few of the things we’ll be hating on:

• UVA
• Newer episodes of Family Guy
• Maryland
• Boston Fans
• Pittsburgh Fans (I assume)
• UVA
• Interstate 81 between exits 300 and 118
• Boise State
• People that tan well
• The Capitals
• The Pirates
• Georgia Tech and that stupid f*cking offense they run
• Plain hummus
• Jorts
• WVU
• Notre Dame
• Blues Brothers 2000
• Rick Reilly
• Way-too-into-it kickballers
• Bloggers that don’t post anything of value during the offseason
• JMU (of course)
• UVA
• People that haven’t seen The Sandlot
• Babies
• FedEx Field
• Favre
• UVA
• Radford
• Heather Dinich
• Tim Tebow (It's almost unforgiveable that we didn't originally include him.  Almost.)
• Miami "Swagger" (and the hype that media outlets create for this "swagger")
• LeBron James
• UNC
  

I’m sure The Northerner will be adding topics as well.

As you can see, we only have a few schools scheduled. If you’d like us to hate on anyone else, just let us know and we’ll make it happen. ANY school. Seriously. We’re looking at you, Longwood.

And if not a school, just send us whatever you’d like us to hate on.

Let HateFest 2010… BEGIN!

It took us forever, but we finally found a site to make our dream t-shirt. We kept them simple, like RMFW's running style.

We're asking for a whopping $10 a shirt if you're in the DC area, $12 if we have to ship it further than that.

So shoot us an This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it if you'd like one, and we'll work out the details with you. Supplies are VERY limited (since we're kinda broke), so let us know ASAP.

It's RMFW, people! And we have finally immortalized it.

(As a side note, I think "RMFW" can safely be used through the interwebs without a link back to us. How can someone own hilariousness? Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?)